Gently now, you just want kiss the ground, just a little peck, a smooch… like you’re kissing your sister.
Skipper of Madagascar 2

preventative medicine

  • Wife: Can you take the back seat out of the van? Just be careful, I don't want you getting a hernia.
  • Me: Honey, don't worry I'm way to lazy to actually exert myself enough to get a hernia.
  • Wife: Yea, I guess your right.
  • Me: . . . .
Relationships are like farts, if you push to hard things might get messy.
unknown

Been there

clientsfromhell:

Client: Can you just get rid of this here?

Me: The Lorum Ipsum?

Client: Yeah, just fill it with dummy text that doesn’t mean anything.

Source: clientsfromhell

Finally got ice cream sandwich on my HTC Sensation! Oh never mind.
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Finally got ice cream sandwich on my HTC Sensation! Oh never mind.

Cutting libraries in a recession is like cutting hospitals in a plague.
Eleanor Crumblehulme via @st_vockrodt
If you’re going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill
Chicken fried steak, it’s for dinner.
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Chicken fried steak, it’s for dinner.

Enjoying a yummy Christmas gift!
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Enjoying a yummy Christmas gift!

Excellent new toy from Dad! There goes my afternoon of productivity. Thanks Dad!
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Excellent new toy from Dad! There goes my afternoon of productivity.

Thanks Dad!