Media Director @ Graceway | Owner @ Edwards Design Priest of Coopertino, fourth degree geekologist and Grand Champion of Street Countdown for three years before it was outlawed due to safety concerns. Connect with me at About.me/jamesedwardsTumblr (3.0; @jamesedwards)http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/Abigail: Daddy what's that?<br /> Daddy: It's a newspaper.<br /> Abigail: Daddy, what's a newspaper?<br /> Daddy: [smiles] An extinct business, kinda like Dinosaurs.http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/23151272845http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/23151272845Tue, 15 May 2012 23:49:39 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m380giPyni1qzpcdbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>nerd camping.</p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/22023761487http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/22023761487Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:01:50 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35t32nDvZ1qzpcdbo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Things that don’t age well. (Taken with <a href="http://picplz.com">picplz</a>.)</p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/21936288715http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/21936288715Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:28:13 -0500Me: You know Downton Abbey is just a soap Oprah, right? I mean I like it, but it's a soap Oprah.<br /> Wife: So was Battlestar Galactica!<br /> Me: ...<br /> Me: Touché... but for the record, BSG had robots that had sex with people.<br /> http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/21700088593http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/21700088593Mon, 23 Apr 2012 23:35:03 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2uhrsJWxU1qzpcdbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>fun day with the family at the kite festival. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/21517540377http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/21517540377Sat, 21 Apr 2012 14:50:15 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2c9fx87SG1qzpcdbo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>best part of working late on Wednesday (Taken with <a href="http://picplz.com">picplz</a>.)</p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/20930475416http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/20930475416Wed, 11 Apr 2012 18:33:33 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28iuuNYSl1qzpcdbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>feeling antsy (Taken with <a href="http://picplz.com">picplz</a>.)</p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/20805856977http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/20805856977Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:06:29 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m250lbxfN61qzpcdbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hy-vee Easter</p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/20686520239http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/20686520239Sat, 07 Apr 2012 20:39:11 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m25085e7aF1qzpcdbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.eyeem.com/p/315672">at Sound Bunker 2.0</a> by <a href="http://www.eyeem.com/s/user:79361">Jim Edwards</a> on <a href="http://www.eyeem.com">EyeEm</a></p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/20686066428http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/20686066428Sat, 07 Apr 2012 20:31:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m24r23PEwQ1qzpcdbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>waking up from a late nap (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/20675397695http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/20675397695Sat, 07 Apr 2012 17:13:14 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1z8tjLbG71qzpcdbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I like to tweet (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/20490646585http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/20490646585Wed, 04 Apr 2012 17:51:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xkwyaL4F1qzpcdbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Who is that Hipster with 2 thumbs and instagram on his android phone (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/20441287815http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/20441287815Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:17:22 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pgk7R7601qzpcdbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.eyeem.com/p/295291">at City Bible Church - Rocky Butte</a> by <a href="http://www.eyeem.com/s/user:79361">Jim Edwards</a> on <a href="http://www.eyeem.com">EyeEm</a></p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/20173096594http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/20173096594Fri, 30 Mar 2012 11:02:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m11rpgo9V21qzpcdbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Elmo learned that day, that there are some muppets you just don’t “F” with.</p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/19471163844http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/19471163844Sat, 17 Mar 2012 16:00:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ycx9Phyh1qzpcdbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Abigail, the difference between me and you is… I make this look good!</p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/19372521274http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/19372521274Thu, 15 Mar 2012 19:48:45 -0500<p>Don&#8217;t listen to classic rock in headphones while doing yard work. Eventually I end up doing a guitar solo in my front yard with the rake&#8230; The neighbors are starting to talk.</p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/19072699359http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/19072699359Sat, 10 Mar 2012 13:52:27 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0olkh0Ln21qzpcdbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Indoctrination</p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/19067721672http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/19067721672Sat, 10 Mar 2012 12:19:28 -0600<p>I&#8217;ve been battling a an almost daily reboot of my Dreamhost VPS on <a href="http://visitgraceway.org">visitgraceway.org</a>.  It&#8217;s been driving me crazy. In my search I wrote a quick php script that would let me see how many queries a page was doing and how long it took&#8230; But I didn&#8217;t want the world to see it when it ran, just me. </p> <p>So I found a way to limit the view ability of my new php call to only &#8220;admin&#8221; users. Now I can see the results, but no one else can!</p> <p>&lt;?php if( current_user_can( &#8216;add_users&#8217; ) ) {&#160;?&gt;<br/>&lt;?php echo get_num_queries();&#160;?&gt; <br/>queries in &lt;?php timer_stop(1);&#160;?&gt; seconds<br/>&lt;?php }&#160;?&gt;</p> <p>In a nut shell, IF the current viewer can ADD USERS&#8230;. THEN show them the following&#8230;</p> <p>NUMBER OF QUERIES &amp; TIME IT TOOK.</p> <p>It may not be earth shattering, but it&#8217;s definitely handy in a pinch.</p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/19040215708http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/19040215708Fri, 09 Mar 2012 22:07:07 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fcfo3gYl1qzpcdbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Colonel Sanders illegitimate sons. </strong></p> <p>If you don’t know who these two people are, then I’m not sure we can still be friends.</p> <p><br/>Picture via @altonbrown’s twitter feed.</p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/18797619943http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/18797619943Mon, 05 Mar 2012 12:23:48 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0e2txtfpD1qzpcdbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>my daughter just walked into the kitchen, grabbed a glass from the counter and got herself a glass of water, and walked out drinking her water. I stood there in shock.</p>http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/18766804628http://jim.edwardsdesign.org/post/18766804628Sun, 04 Mar 2012 19:58:45 -0600